While Crash is hilarious visually, Coco is hilarious verbally!
Just like her brother, Coco was an ordinary bandicoot until Dr. Neo Cortex got ahold of her. He genetically enhanced her to be a part of his army, but she later escaped and eventually met up with Crash and became a regular character.
She was introduced in Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back, and became a playable character in Crash Bandicoot: Warped. Since then she’s appeared in every single game in the franchise! Along the way she left us with many memorable and humorous quotes, some of which we’ll look at below.
Crash. Crash? Crash! My battery is fried. Make yourself useful, big brother, and bring an extra battery for me!
– Coco Bandicoot, Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back
Her first quote holds both a lot of nostalgia and a lot of importance to the series.
This quote is from Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back, but you can also hear it in the remaster of the first three games: Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy. This is actually her first voice line in the entire series!
In it, she sends Crash off to find a new laptop for her battery. This ends up accidentally setting up Crash to be kidnapped by Cortex and sets in motion the entire events of the second game!
I hacked into his brain and put him to sleep. He looked like he needed some, the poor shark thingy.
– Coco Bandicoot, Crash Nitro Kart
Coco is one of our favorite racers in the series!
In most of the racing game offshoots, she’s an acceleration racer, which is always a lot of fun to play!
This quote also reminds us that sometimes Coco can be a bit scary. She is one smart bandicoot, and she’s always ready to use her hacking skills to help her and her brother! Don’t you dare cross her!
IF I GET THIS DOOMINATOR EYE WORKING, WE’LL HAVE THE BEST ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM OF ALL TIME! IT’LL PLAY GAMES, WATCH MOVIES, AND DISPENSE BUTTER! IT’LL BE THE MOTHER OF ALL TIVOS!
— Coco Bandicoot, Crash: Mind Over Mutant
This quote comes to us from Crash: Mind Over Mutant. It’s once again another reminder that Coco is quite a talented hacker…
And that she’s pretty light-hearted with her skills, too! After all, every minute doesn’t have to be about saving the world and fighting Cortex! Here’s to life, Cortex or no!
SOUNDS LIKE IT’S TIME TO KICK SOME N. TROPY BUTT!
— Coco Bandicoot, Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time
This quote comes from the latest game in the series, Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time. When it gets down to it, Coco’s never scared of a fight. She might sometimes like to use her wits to solve problems, but if there’s some butt kickin’ to be done? Well, she’s on top of that, too!
TIME TO SHOW YOU WHAT A 164 IQ CAN DO!
— Coco Bandicoot, Crash Tag Team Racing
Did we mention that Coco is smart? Like, wow, smart! 164 IQ is high!
That’s even higher than what Albert Einstein’s was estimated to be! It’s amazing that Cortex was able to make animals even smarter than he is! Well, then again, after all the losses and defeats, we don’t know if Cortex is really worthy of his PhD.
She’ll say this voice line when she’s starting from a standstill in a race, and with her acceleration she really does reward smart play!
BUT… WE’RE A TEAM!
— Coco Bandicoot, Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time
Coco says this to Tawna right before Tawna leaves her tied up with Crash to try to solve things on her own.
This quote feels like a fitting final piece – it’s fitting for Coco, who always works as a great team player, and it leaves us wondering… Where will Coco and her friends wind up next?
We’ll have to wait for the next installment in the series, as Crash Bandicoot 4 shall be the latest game for now! Can’t wait for more! In the mean time, why stop the laughter? Let’s continue with Dr. Cortex’s quotes!
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